What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 18:20
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.